By VICTOR E. SASSON
The New York World's Fair opened 50 years ago today in Queens? Who cares?
In a testament to how much newspapers love anniversaries as a way of ignoring current events, The Record's front page today carries a story about a New Milford man who is called "a prominent collector of memorabilia from the 1964-65 exposition" (A-1).
But there's more: A long editorial on A-8 that waxes nostalgic over the smell of Belgian waffles.
The story is written by Jay Levin, whose regular beat is crafting obituaries -- life stories of local residents who have died.
Mayor for the birds
Another front-page story quotes Fair Lawn Mayor John Cosgrove complaining it will cost $20,000 to delay painting an aging water tower until "baby ravens hatch and fly away" (A-1).
But the story makes no attempt to explain why the job "already has been put off for more than two years" or say how much that cost taxpayers.
Sounds like Fair Lawn is another town that raises and collects property taxes and then shortchanges residents on services, whether it is repainting a water tower or repairing potholes.
If you car hasn't hit any potholes, you must be a shut-in like Road Warrior John Cichowski, whose premature pothole columns ran several weeks ago with no follow-up.
Big Hackensack news
Don't miss today's big local news -- a photo of a three-vehicle accident on Route 4 west in Hackensack that injured four, including a baby -- on the front of Local (L-1).
Two SUVs and a car were involved, but the caption doesn't say whether drivers of the gas guzzlers were speeding or tailgating or both.
The accident photo gets better play than a group of mayors pushing for extension of NJ Transit light-rail service to Englewood (L-1).
Anti-light rail editors
The Record has run anti-light rail coverage for years, and the paper rolled over and played dead when Tenafly officials killed a plan to extend the electrified line to the borough, where wealthy residents believe they have a constitutional right to drive wasteful SUVs into the city.
It's unclear whether Publisher Stephen A. Borg, who lives in a $3.65 million Tenafly McMansion, had anything to do with The Record's lukewarm support for light rail.
Even though Englewood officials say they will build new parking garages for light-rail users, the plan might be doomed by a required 50% state match for the $1 billion project.
As commuters know, Governor Christie hates mass transit, but he may be out of office when the extension from Tonnelle Avenue in North Bergen is ready to be built (L-7).
Greed isn't good
Hackensack residents who lived under the yoke of the Zisa family for decades might get a kick out of another Zisa, this one an author.
The Better Living cover reports Mike Zisa will sign his book, "The Early Investor: How Teens & Young Adults Can Become Wealthy," at the Ramsey Public Library on Wednesday night (BL-1).
That's refreshing: A Zisa who wants to help others become wealthy.