By VICTOR E. SASSON
As a senior citizen, I still can't figure out why "new standardized tests tied to Common Core" are so controversial that just the mention of them by Governor Christie lands him on Page 1 of The Record (A-1).
In fact, I have no idea what Common Core is, thanks to reporters who wait until deep into the continuation page today to explain it and quote New Jersey education officials defending it (A-7).
Then, on the Local front, Road Warrior John Cichowski has another boring column on teen drivers (L-1).
North Jersey Media Group has always steadfastly denied discriminating against older workers.
But the editorial policy of The Record, the company's flagship paper, has long discriminated against older readers, the majority.
Autism, not Alzheimer's disease, often dominates Page 1 and the Better Living front.
The challenges facing older drivers are routinely ignored by Cichowski.
And his editors lampoon those drivers when they confuse the accelerator for the brake pedal by running numerous filler photos of the mayhem that causes.
A Thursday story on high school journalism and censorship has been corrected (A-2).
Why is L-9, a Business page, dominated by rising rents in New York and other cities?
What about rents in Hackensack and the rest of North Jersey?
Orama in Edgewater is really making customers pay for the restaurant's spectacular location on the Hudson River, with entrees up to $92.
I loved what Executive Chef John Piliouras did with fresh fish at Nisi Estiatorio in Englewood -- now replaced by a car showroom.
But I doubt I'll ever eat at Orama.
There are plenty of great seafood restaurants in Bergen County with down-to-earth prices, and Fort Lee and Edgewater boast at least three Japanese restaurants with great sushi menus.
And the far more affordable food court at Mitsuwa Marketplace has the same great view.
Restaurant critic Elisa Ung's 3-star review today shows a photo of Niman Ranch loin lamb chops, but doesn't tell readers all Niman Ranch meat is naturally raised or give the price (BL-16).
In her text, she confuses readers by describing what apparently is a second dish, "Colorado prime porterhouse-cut [lamb] chops ($21 and $32)."
"Prime" and "porterhouse" usually describe beef. Maybe these Colorado sheep were raised on steroids.