| Delays common to many criminal proceedings have become major news in The Record's blanket coverage of suspended Hackensack Police Chief Ken Zisa's trial. |
The Good Friday edition of The Record isn't very good for readers.
Editor Marty Gottlieb and head Assignment Editor Deirdre Sykes appear to have scrambled for legitimate news and struck out -- again.
Many readers will simply pass over the dull stories on Page 1. But they won't find much else to read elsewhere in today's edition.
Just look at the A-1 headlines:
"Inflated SAT scores," "Soaring sales of pain pills," "Latest airport breach forces evacuation" and "Two more gift card providers will stop selling in N.J."
The front-page photo is a real yawner: Opening Day for the Mets.
This is niche journalism, pitched at small segments of the readership.
The vast majority of readers simply don't give a shit about these minor -- very minor -- slices of life or the Woodland Park daily's doomsday predictions.
In the front-page column of briefs, a photo of Chairman Malcolm A. "Mac" Borg was inadvertently substituted for Charles Manson.
Zisaville trial
The headlines on the front of Sykes' Local news section today hint at what readers are going through:
The coverage of the Ken Zisa criminal trial in Hackensack has turned "into a test of patience" for readers, who were hit with stories nine days before testimony began this week (L-1).
The latest delay is due to the illness of defense attorney Patricia Prezioso. A photo of her with Zisa, the suspended Hackensack police chief, shows teased Jersey Girl hair (L-6).
Despite the dated headline on jury selection, coverage of the Zisa official misconduct trial in today's Hackensack Chronicle fills in a lot of the holes in The Record's stories.
Prezioso, for example, is quoted in The Chronicle as saying she is not being paid by the city to defend Zisa -- unlike the $700,000-plus going to the lawyer defending the errant chief from civil suits.
And The Chronicle reports Zisa and onetime girlfriend Kathleen Tiernan turned down two plea offers from the Bergen County Prosecutor's Office.
Another dead end
Road Warrior John Cichowski has yet another column about drivers 16 to 34 (L-1).
Cichowski's survey rewrites -- which he has done for years to avoid doing original reporting -- are "getting old" -- very old.
Sykes and her lazy, incompetent flunkies on the assignment desk came up with so little local news she had to run three weather photos (L-2, L-3 and L-7).
Gut check
In Better Living, Staff Writer Elisa Ung serves another tepid restaurant review, this time for M & E Caruso's Ristorante in Totowa.
She recommends only four dishes at the 2-star BYO with "gut-busting portions," and two of them are desserts.
Whose "gut" is she referring to? Certainly not hers. Her stomach has been stretched and stretched by all the artery clogging dessert she consumes every week.
Blinded by the sun
Travel Editor Jill Schensul's April 1 cover story on the new Revel Resort and Casino in Atlantic City was an April Fool's joke on readers who might want to stay there.
She goes on and on, but never divulges room rates.